Een kerstliedje van Achmed !

Het is kerst dus nu een kerstliedje van Achmed!! (the dead terrorist)

Jingle Bombs !!


Songtekst:

oh, dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan, for xmas in Iraque

I got through checkpoint A
but not through checkpoint B
that's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military

Ooooh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up UC (?)
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?

Ooooh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that I have left
is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
but every time I cough
thanks to Uncle Sam
my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient-store night-clerk

Ooooh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
don't laugh at me
because I'm dead
or I'll kiiiiilllll youuuuu